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March 31, 2026Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $XMR Profile · Market Rankings
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85 source posts analyzed· 2026-03-31T10:08:54+00:00To put the Google Quantum breakthrough into privacy context: Monero is cooked. Every transaction since 2014 sits on a public ledger, "hidden" by elliptic curve math. Quantum breaks ECC, and 10+ years of ring signatures, stealth addresses, RingCT all unravel retroactively. Their
· 2026-03-31T13:09:50+00:00In less than 24 hours, DOGE mining goes live on Qubic. But it doesn't happen all at once. There's a 3-phase rollout designed to protect the network at every step: Phase 1: Test mode. XMR revenue unchanged. DOGE runs in the background proving the pipeline. Phase 2: Computors
· 2026-03-31T11:45:08+00:00Because Monero keeps public keys on chain all of Monero history will be revealed by quantum computers. Zcash public keys are not published and therefore Zcash transactions will not be revealed by QC.
· 2026-03-31T18:48:12+00:00Forward Secrecy is one of the features of Full-Chain Membership Proofs (FCMP++)! 'Forward secrecy means an adversary with a discrete log oracle, such as an adversary with a quantum computer, cannot break the privacy of the protocol.' The Monero Research Lab is actively
· 2026-03-31T21:36:59+00:00An article published yesterday by a Google team left many Bitcoin owners with their hair standing on end. The risk posed by Quantum Computing has come closer. But it's not fatal. And there are OTHER vulnerable cryptocurrencies: Ethereum, Solana, Monero... This is what you need
· 2026-03-31T08:50:00+00:00UPGRADE: Monero just made mining harder to control There’s a new upgrade coming to Monero’s mining algorithm (RandomX v2.0). - the upgrade makes sure mining stays accessible to anyone with a normal computer - it makes it harder for specialized hardware to dominate mining Why
· 2026-03-31T13:08:48+00:00Take a guess what I’m working on for Monero One. @Trezor
· 2026-03-31T08:54:21+00:00See @sethforprivacy killing it at ETHCC
· 2026-03-31T17:10:50+00:00$ZEC is not going up on quantum news because it's actually quantum resistant, but because devs have talked about their plans extensively, and some technical decisions made in the past to make the transition easier. Monero and btc are looking far less prepared
· 2026-03-31T14:03:43+00:00What is the best no kyc card for $XMR? There’s only two solid options that I’ve used for a year+ @Goblin_cards you can withdraw cash, tap to pay globally and the only fee is 3.5% deposit @cakepay Prepaid Visa and Mastercard with up to a $5000 limit and no fee for issuance.
· 2026-03-31T13:48:26+00:00We need more fellow brain dead retarded Monero bulls Just buying, holding and telling everyone about it nonstop We will retardmaxx $XMR to $10,000 this year
· 2026-03-31T22:31:46+00:00WATCH: Bitcoin Villain and Monero Gang Leader @coffnix causes a stir on the internet by accusing famous traditional media outlet Livecoins @livecoins of deleting an article where he warned about the dangers of quantum computing to Bitcoin. "It looks bad now to delete from the
· 2026-03-31T12:11:26+00:00now monero is a "tool". Those idiots ALWAYS called monero a "shitcoin", and now it's useful, because bitcoin DOESN'T HAVE ANONYMITY, since bitcoin is a TRACKING token. laughs
· 2026-03-31T08:23:58+00:00Muh darknet. Yea that's a specific tiny user group that is almost entirely Monero's only real world usecase.
· 2026-03-31T19:17:31+00:00Download at: xmr1337guide.com Thanks for the free share @CR1337
· 2026-03-31T20:23:23+00:00$XVG $XMR $SCRT $ZEC $ROSE Are we about to see a cycle for privacy coins? ZEC is up +12.8%, XVG +7%. Is this just a liquidity rotation, or is there a real narrative behind it?
· 2026-03-31T00:44:05+00:00LFG Anons! We are happy to watch the Monero community building!
· 2026-03-31T04:19:53+00:00Monero.Jobs has 100 registered freelancers already! Onwards!
· 2026-03-31T15:27:38+00:00I lost my XMR… Don’t worry, no one can verify it.
· 2026-03-31T21:07:08+00:00The text argues that the impact of Monero's delistings was far more complex than the simplistic thesis that it "ended" or "worked out." The central idea is that, despite being removed from major exchanges over the years—especially between 2023 and 2026—XMR didn't die. On the
· 2026-03-31T16:09:14+00:00Honestly, I'm thinking the second 30 episode season of Attack of the Poisoned Outputs might be funded though the Monero CCS. Season one is super underrated considering how much legit opsec info I have on there. You can watch it at the link here: youtube.com/playlist?list= …
· 2026-03-31T20:50:18+00:00Why #Monero ( $XMR ) will hit Top 3 Crypto: While others chase hype, Monero delivers what crypto promised: real privacy. Every other coin is traceable. Monero is invisible (ring signatures + stealth addresses). True fungibility — every XMR is clean and identical. Perfect
· 2026-03-31T16:35:39+00:00Most crypto privacy tools rely on obfuscation: hiding a transaction among many others. That model degrades with data volume. Monero’s nominal ring size of 16 has an effective anonymity set of ~4.2 under current clustering analysis. Tornado Cash processed $3.89B in 2025, before
· 2026-03-31T19:10:02+00:00What should the next one be about? These articles were really fun to put together and I learned a ton doing them. I want to keep going with one per week (if I can) if you have a question about $XMR that you've never seen answered, tell me. The weirder the better honestly.
· 2026-03-31T16:03:09+00:00Privacy is foundational to human freedom. At Parallel Society, the Privacy Zone showcased tools and ideas for secure communication, data ownership, and systems that protect our freedoms by default. Big thanks to: @DarkFiSquad , @HavenXHV , @MoneroKon , @nym , @ethswarm ,
· 2026-03-31T14:06:03+00:00$Qubic × $DOGE Mining Transition Breakdown Phase 1: Testing (Starts April 1, 2026) •Revenue: $XMR only •$XMR Mining: 50% capacity •$DOGE Mining: 100% (test mode on mainnet) •AI Training: Running normally Phase 2: Migration •Computors choose: $XMR or DOGE revenue
· 2026-03-31T04:05:31+00:00Monero was just the proof. Now it’s DOGE’s turn. The countdown is ending. QUBIC is about to change everything. #QUBIC #DOGE
· 2026-03-31T02:53:41+00:00After FCMP++ After quantum-proofing Monero will officially be perfect money
· 2026-03-31T08:04:33+00:00Are you worried that QC will break Monero's elliptic curves cryptography?
· 2026-03-31T04:15:33+00:00Do you know $QUBIC? We are the chain that mines other cryptocurrencies like $XMR and $DOGE We are the system where #AGI evolves. We are sitting at $165M marcetcap and patiently wait that the rest of the world catches up to what we have build. #DogeMeetsQubic #MINING #AI
· 2026-03-31T13:24:14+00:00DOGE mining on $Qubic goes live in less than 24hrs. Roll out will be done in 3 phases as seen below Phase 1 → test mode, XMR keeps printing. Phase 2 → miners choose sides. Phase 3 → ASICs = DOGE, CPUs/GPUs = AI. No downtime. No compromises. Watch video for details
· 2026-03-31T14:43:38+00:00Did you get your copy of Monero yet? Mining guide included for free!
· 2026-03-31T05:19:03+00:00The only thing preventing me from selling all my XMR right now is the regret minimization framework. I would feel very bad if it went to a gazillion dollars, a lot more than I would feel bad if it went to 0. I am most likely not putting a dime into Monero going forward. It's the
· 2026-03-31T07:14:47+00:00Fun morning with my girl before going to Defend your rights to Privacy and Freedom of money @BigeriaExchange HQ Powered by $BTC, $XMR, $XNO and more crypto Bigeria will always defend your rights, you have my word
· 2026-03-31T06:02:57+00:00Tomorrow is the official start when $QUBIC will Doge to XMR for mining. $QDOGE is pushing forward all about Dogeminig. $AIGARTH, $GARTH
· 2026-03-31T13:46:32+00:00We need a Michael Saylor of Monero
· 2026-03-31T14:17:28+00:00$Qubic is launching DOGE mining in 3 careful phases: first testing in the background, then letting users choose XMR or DOGE, and finally full DOGE mining with ASICs while CPUs/GPUs focus on AI. Smart, future-proof rollout with zero compromise. "
· 2026-03-31T00:27:37+00:00The question used to be: “Can this work?” Monero answered that. Now the question is: “How big can this get?” Dogecoin starts answering that. $QUBIC finishes it. April 1 might be when things start getting interesting #QubicMeetsDoge #WatchThis #CryptoEvolution
· 2026-03-31T15:00:54+00:00Study $QTC @qubitcoinx $BNB $XRP $SOL $DOGE $ADA $KAS $TAO $XMR $HYPE $SHIB $PEPE $ONDO $RNDR $QRL #QUANTUM #COMPUTING #PostQuantum #AI #NVIDIA #IONQ #QUERA #QuantumComputing
· 2026-03-31T01:38:42+00:00Monero wasted too much time. I still think it has a good future if we can convince the people stacking precious metals irrespective of price to stack it over the next 30-40 years. Still a bunch of upside in that regard, but it's a moonshot and I hope not all your money is in this
· 2026-03-31T20:26:38+00:00You niggaz panic to much. $XMR
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· 2026-03-31T08:38:56+00:00The Slogan crowd doesn't know this btw.
· 2026-03-31T14:49:50+00:00Good to see that Monero General thread on /biz/ is still complaining about outgoing viewkeys. That place is even more retarded than this one.
· 2026-03-31T14:51:41+00:00I does not understanding XMR. Thank you random account I have never seen before in my life. Totally not part of a bot farm.
· 2026-03-31T23:43:13+00:00$ZEC Zcash and altcoins heating up agan? Also $XMR Monero. Something is changing in bullish here.
· 2026-03-31T15:20:59+00:00Using Monero is quiet civil disobedience, turning financial privacy into a daily vote against surveillance.
· 2026-03-31T14:54:36+00:00Just go for @GrapheneOS and use Monero. As simple as that.
· 2026-03-31T13:30:34+00:00Everyone else is still leaking metadata, pretending it’s fine. You already know better, Monero is the standard, not the alternative.
· 2026-03-31T06:06:01+00:00门罗币社区的DEX 主打隐私，安全的交易 不只是门罗币，其他什么币都可以交易 大家多多用起来，社区官方的不用，用谁的呢？ 多多支持社区吧
· 2026-03-31T22:30:55+00:00Episode 65 of Anti Moonboy News is now live! In this one, I give a quick sneak peek at my next writing project, The Modern-Day Cypherpunk. We also cover potential bank digital ids, and EU Chat control. Website is still down, so no mp3 until tomorrow!
· 2026-03-31T04:11:25+00:00Migrate to $psoq first quantum and privacy coin millions will onboard from $zec and $xmr retroactive denomination is on the cusp
· 2026-03-31T23:00:11+00:00"In 14 years, the world will be a place where digital identity and financial tracking will be at an almost absolute level." #monero $XMR
· 2026-03-31T18:32:48+00:00Monero’s proactive quantum strategy is highlighted in the Google Quantum AI whitepaper! It cites Zero to Monero ( getmonero.org/library/Zero-t …), Luke Parker’s (@kayabaNerve) manifesto calling for "a moratorium on quantum-vulnerable R&D and the immediate development of a fallback
· 2026-03-31T11:00:02+00:00Monero crossbody shoulder bag — 0.249359 XMR (~70.00 EUR) This mid-size crossbody shoulder bag is in brand-new condition and has never been used (took out the plastic only for photoshope). It features a modern...
· 2026-03-31T14:26:00+00:00Everyone in Zcash targeting Monero tells me everything of how powerful Monero is. This is comedy.
· 2026-03-31T19:49:58+00:00Local AI + Monero is getting really fun! Here I'm running version 2 of Qwen3.5 with Opus distillation (qwopus). Major improvement on the first version, about double the token speed on my ol' macbook m1. (16 t/s) Matrix multiplications and probability sampling right under your
· 2026-03-31T17:52:12+00:00Hello my friendous! Just started working again on GOXMR! Again, sorry for the delays! - Fixing a shit ton of bugs - Working on the Store (so you all can sell!) - I love monero only, but not all the possible buyers handle monero, so i will implement trocador for all the
· 2026-03-31T04:17:43+00:00There’s a shift happening — not in headlines, but in behavior. More traders are quietly moving away from platforms that monitor, restrict, and control — and toward systems that simply let them trade. No accounts. No approvals. No exposure. Just execution. MoneroDEX isn’t
· 2026-03-31T00:20:27+00:00I changed my bio. Someone accused me of being a grifter waiting for free Monero, because I had my XMR address in the bio. The Monero address was simply an endorsement of the community, and for the few little contests I won. I always backed up the Monero community for free and
· 2026-03-31T16:20:31+00:00XMR/ZEC (and short everything else) in the lead for @doodleresearch on @etherealdex
· 2026-03-31T14:30:32+00:00If Trump had invested $101.2 million in Monero instead of playing golf… he’d have about 312,000 XMR today.
· 2026-03-31T13:00:02+00:00your financial freedom depends on your bank allowing you to access and spend your own money free yourself from this dependency, buy and use monero instead
· 2026-03-31T17:04:55+00:00A quick message to anyone who banned or delisted Monero:
· 2026-03-31T02:19:07+00:00You don't have to choose between Bitcoin or Monero you can use both and do what CypherPunks do, use Atomic Swaps.
· 2026-03-31T13:41:57+00:00Privacy-focused individuals tend to reach the same conclusion: Monero. At Sovereign Swap, you can swap XMR simply, privately, and without unnecessary friction. Link in bio.
· 2026-03-31T18:31:53+00:00Tired of every Bitcoin move being traceable on a public ledger? Monero keeps your financial life truly private, like digital cash that actually minds its own business
· 2026-03-31T22:49:36+00:00Explain that there @livecoinsBR #monero
· 2026-03-31T16:01:38+00:00Crypto is a jungle. Me in XMR:
· 2026-03-31T12:38:03+00:00How soon can Monero be ready for this?
· 2026-03-31T06:49:17+00:00Long enough around in Monero isn't the flex you think it is. It means you're a fucking poor compared to someone who was "long enough around" in Bitcoin instead.
· 2026-03-31T11:00:03+00:00$XMR lost trend support now facing resistance flip with weak structure downside risk remains if rejection continues.
· 2026-03-31T15:57:30+00:00币圈大部分人是门罗币的忠实粉丝 因为他们不敢实名不敢露脸想要隐私保护自己就是它们喜欢门罗币的真实验证 他们发个照片都要马赛克
· 2026-03-31T03:58:27+00:00I am this close to getting more Monero
· 2026-03-31T08:56:09+00:00这是RandomX 算法自 2019 年上线以来的首次“大版本号”迭代， v2.0 的发布标志着门罗币在抗 ASIC（专用矿机）和硬件普适性上进入了新阶段 久经考验、真正硬核的隐私币，请认准 $XMR
· 2026-03-31T09:03:18+00:00read 1984 and buy some monero
· 2026-03-31T17:33:20+00:00More Monero Nodos coming!
· 2026-03-31T11:54:15+00:00Security. Anonymity. The future. That is $XMR. #Monero #Crypto #XMR $XMR
· 2026-03-31T09:05:25+00:00Need some cool #monero art for your content & posts. Follow & show your support for @connorxmr on: t.me/connorxmr_art $xmr.
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· 2026-03-31T08:11:48+00:00PAY IN $XMR FOR A 0.6% DISCOUNT. #MONERO ONLY
· 2026-03-31T14:02:41+00:00Tired of waiting 30-50 conf. for your $XMR swap? Swap instantly on Stereo Swap. Reserves ready. Monero delivered. Pure Privacy. No cookies, No metadata.
· 2026-03-31T09:08:53+00:003 月 31 日，门罗币官方宣布 RandomX v2.0 正式发布，这是自 2019 年 RandomX 主网上线以来的首次重大升级。新版本引入了更复杂的 AES 加密算法，提升了算法的安全性和抗 ASIC 能力，优化了寄存器混合机制，增强了网络的去中心化特性。
· 2026-03-31T01:53:18+00:00个人观点：未来10年，隐私币会成为加密世界的标配。 就像 HTTPS 成为网站标配一样，隐私保护会从奢侈品变成必需品。 而 Monero 已经在这个赛道领先了9年。 #Monero #XMR #未来趋势
· 2026-03-31T08:45:02.999275+00:00Starknet’s Revolutionary STRK20 Privacy Tech to Transform Ethereum Layer 2 by Month’s End BitcoinWorld Starknet’s Revolutionary STRK20 Privacy Tech to Transform Ethereum Layer 2 by Month’s End Starknet, the prominent Ethereum Layer 2 scaling solution, announced a groundbreaking pr