$USELESS Catalyst Posts
August 31, 2026Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $USELESS Profile · Market Rankings
💬 Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence
65 source posts analyzed· 2026-08-31T14:30:52+00:00They said @theunipcs was DONE - Turned $16K into $20M on BONK - Got wiped on 10/10 event ($15M liquidated) - CT called him greedy, scammer, finished - Kept DCAing $USELESS anyway - Came back and put $67K into PONS - Bag now worth $3.7M (50x, no sells) - First to hit $10M
AI visual analysis: The image shows the X/Twitter profile of @unipcs displaying a portfolio of $9,634,606.73, with a 30d gain of +$6,175,067.12, alongside a PONS position showing a $3.6M gain (+5,438.96%) on a $67K investment currently valued at $342.1M, illustrating the trader's comeback story highlighted in the post after being previously liquidated on BONK.
· 2026-08-31T19:30:19+00:00$USELESS now up 150%+. Absolutely insane candle.
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart of $USELESS/USDT on the daily timeframe shows the meme coin's price surging above 0.0395 with an RSI of 96.46, reflecting the post's claim of a 150%+ gain alongside highlighted resistance zones near 0.1104 and 0.1466.
· 2026-08-31T16:56:46+00:00i’ve just spent $400k buying $USELESS coin at ~70m market cap. Attention flywheel from one of the best onchain traders with new socialfi landscape and the only coin he’s dedicated to for over a year has an ATH of 400m. down 80% from highs, on perps, will be infinite flywheel.
AI visual analysis: A crypto trading interface shows the USELESS token (ticker "U") with an $85.2M market cap, displaying a candlestick chart that reveals an all-time high around $400M before declining roughly 80% to current lows, alongside a portfolio holding of $424,963.97 worth of 4.9M USELESS tokens down 0.13% on the day. The image illustrates the poster's claim of a major $400k position in USELESS, visually confirming the dramatic fall from its previous peaks mentioned in the caption.
· 2026-08-31T16:50:10+00:00$USELESS - generational wealth play
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart of $USELESS/USDC on Coinbase shows a dramatic price spike in late 2024 reaching around $0.94 (with a high marked at $1.0093) before crashing back down to roughly $0.09 at current levels ($0.08585, down 32.2%), with the "generational wealth play" tied to the projected green zone climbing back toward the $1.00 target area marked on the right side of the chart.
· 2026-08-31T16:37:37+00:00$USELESS - I think holding a bag of this with the attention coming @theunipcs way is a simple play for risk coming back into market
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart shows $USELESS/USD price action from approximately July 2024 to May 2025, with the token rising sharply in late 2024 before consolidating and breaking down from a descending trendline toward current levels near $0.00004, with an RSI indicator below. The chart visually supports the post's claim of holding a "bag" of $USELESS during its volatile journey, implying potential upside as broader market risk appetite returns.
· 2026-08-31T16:58:28+00:00$USELESS , the most successful onchain trader in crypto's #1 pick to do well this upcoming bullrun (and already verifiably the best performing memecoin of 2025 before the bear started) is sitting at 80m mcap at this critical point in time
AI visual analysis: A CoinGecko price page for Bonk (BONK) showing a price of $0.02982, down 0.3%, with a market cap of $262.13M and a warning about the BonkDAO treasury being drained of ~$20M.
· 2026-08-31T17:13:56+00:00this 100% $USELESS coin will a lot higher a few months from now
AI visual analysis: The image displays a cryptocurrency tracking page for "USELESS" coin ($U) on the Solana network via Raydium, showing a price of $0.08711 (0.0008483 SOL), a market cap of $87.1M, liquidity of $2.7M, and notable 24H gains of 36.86%. The meme-themed coin features humorous headlines about cryptocurrency being "useless," visually reinforcing the post's playful claim that $USELESS will rise significantly higher in the coming months.
· 2026-08-31T17:13:50+00:00$USELESS is the $DOGE / $SHIB type runner of the cycle few.
· 2026-08-31T22:09:03+00:00$useless has always got the right support from bonk. Can’t say $TROLL gets anywhere close. @a1lon9 wake up
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency tracking page for "Useless Coin" (USELESS) on the Solana blockchain, displaying key metrics including a price of $0.09041, market cap of $90.4M, 1H price change of -1.39%, and 24H change of 30.13%, with listings on Raydium, CPMM, and Lab. The post highlights USELESS's strong market performance and liquidity (2.8M), which is further supported by bonk, in contrast to the underperforming TROLL token, urging Elon Musk to take notice of USELESS's notable price surge.
· 2026-08-31T16:22:45+00:00i honestly think many are sleeping on $USELESS this is THE cycle memecoin play that one memecoin you size hard into and chill for true PvE to come for the thesis to play out the next $DOGE /
· 2026-08-31T15:55:47+00:00Bonk guy up so much that $USELESS thesis starting to sound convincing ngl
· 2026-08-31T16:15:11+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $5.13K of $USELESS at $77.23M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:10:31+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $20K of $USELESS at $76.59M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:29:05+00:00A ANSEM whale just bought $9.97K of $USELESS at $80.02M MC
· 2026-08-31T22:23:42+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $4.99K of $USELESS at $89.85M MC
· 2026-08-31T19:35:03+00:00$Useless strength
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency tracking chart highlights $USELESS (USELESS COIN) at $0.09234 with a notable +5.2% gain in 1H and +44% surge over 24H, contrasting sharply against the surrounding list of meme coins like $CATE, $Jimothy, and $ANSEM that show negative performance, visually emphasizing $Useless's standout strength among its peers.
· 2026-08-31T17:25:33+00:00A PUMP whale just bought $13.29K of $USELESS at $88.89M MC
· 2026-08-31T14:44:04+00:00A CARDS whale just bought $5.59K of $USELESS at $71.76M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:47:37+00:00KOL dragossden just bought $9.98K of $USELESS at $84.28M MC
· 2026-08-31T19:13:57+00:00A ANSEM whale just bought $12.13K of $USELESS at $93.13M MC
· 2026-08-31T17:22:30+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $5.9K of $USELESS at $87.77M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:43:07+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $8.22K of $USELESS at $80.56M MC
· 2026-08-31T12:39:47+00:00A CARDS whale just bought $6.05K of $USELESS at $69.44M MC
· 2026-08-31T21:33:40+00:00Did everyone on CT magically forget that $USELESS is just levered $BTC ? We established this connection about a year ago and it still holds true to this day But just how levered is it really in a full bull environment? 10x? 100x?
AI visual analysis: A Bitcoin/USD chart from TradingView shows BTC trading at $78,938, up 1.59% (+$1,236), with the price range spanning roughly $60,000 to $97,000 from early 2026 through September. The chart provides visual context for the post's discussion about leveraged Bitcoin exposure, suggesting the author is questioning how amplified a token's price action could be relative to BTC's volatility shown here.
· 2026-08-31T14:59:51+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $10.35K of $USELESS at $74.23M MC
· 2026-08-31T17:04:58+00:00A CARDS whale just bought $14.67K of $USELESS at $86.45M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:12:35+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $5.86K of $USELESS at $77.26M MC
· 2026-08-31T19:11:14+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $4.71K of $USELESS at $91.99M MC
· 2026-08-31T18:58:29+00:00$USELESS is uni's $ANSEM
· 2026-08-31T15:46:01+00:00Vlad has given us the best narrative to run on Robinhood - Bankless Coin. $USELESS coin hit 400m+ on Solana it's time for $BANKLESS to shine on Robinhood. 0x5e8907a3f45d7b30be6addbab0312e46e5061614
· 2026-08-31T19:03:06+00:00A RAY whale just bought $10K of $USELESS at $89.18M MC
· 2026-08-31T17:27:35+00:00A SPX whale just bought $18.96K of $USELESS at $88.86M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:17:29+00:00$USELESS Posted it 2 days ago. Now it’s pumping. Whoever had the patience to hold through the noise for the last 24–48H… it’s paying. Remember: No patience, no honey. The market rewards conviction, not impatience. #Crypto #Altcoins #CT
AI visual analysis: A crypto trading chart showing USELESSUSDT perpetual contract at $0.07723, up 3.04%, with a 24-hour high of $0.0778 and buy/sell signal markers indicating the recent pump that the post celebrates. The image directly supports the post's claim about USELESS pumping after being posted 2 days ago, visually demonstrating the price action with multiple bullish (green B) and bearish (red S) signal markers and the sharp upward move toward the 24h high of $0.0778, rewarding those who held through the noise.
· 2026-08-31T14:52:12+00:00$useless
AI visual analysis: A mobile screenshot shows the USELESS/USDT perpetual futures trading chart on what appears to be a crypto exchange, displaying a 14.17% surge to $0.073 with a 24-hour high of 0.07289 and trading volume of 27.901M USELESS tokens. The 1-hour candlestick chart illustrates a sharp recent price spike from a low of 0.05865, marked with several sell (S) and buy (B) signal indicators reflecting volatile activity in the $USELESS meme token.
· 2026-08-31T20:34:33+00:00Call me crazy but to me these two charts look really similar…. Looks to me like $BERT @bertcoincto is ready for its next leg up! Congrats to the $USELESS fam!
AI visual analysis: A smartphone screenshot of a DexScreener trading chart for 'Bert/SOL' on 'Bertram The Pomeranian' shows a market cap of 16.89M and a price of $0.01729.
· 2026-08-31T01:57:34+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $5.39K of $CATE at $38.61M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:36:27+00:00@theunipcs prob has the necessary motion to send $USELESS back to ATH now
· 2026-08-31T19:57:46+00:00WHO SAID THIS IS A BEAR MARKET?! $USELESS just smashed +50% from my call. While CT is panicking, selling fear and waiting for another dump… I’m still finding moves. And no, this isn’t some random junk pump the setup played out, momentum came in, and the chart
AI visual analysis: A trading chart from MEXC shows USELESS/USDT Perpetual surging to $0.09339, up +24.68% with a 24h high of $0.09459 and a 24h volume of 133.966M, visually confirming the post's boast of a massive breakout rally while broader markets remained bearish.
· 2026-08-31T06:35:38+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $3.41K of $USELESS at $67.13M MC
· 2026-08-31T14:55:01+00:00A PENGU whale just bought $40K of $USELESS at $74.13M MC
· 2026-08-31T18:52:42+00:00NEW LISTINGS $USELESS and $Fartcoin are now live on SolCex Spot! Two Solana meme coins. One place to trade. Trade now → solcex.cc
AI visual analysis: SolCex promotional banner announcing new listings for the Solana meme coins $USELESS and $Fartcoin, featuring their logos on a futuristic display and a "TRADE NOW" call-to-action button.
· 2026-08-31T16:36:51+00:00so basically he's saying; wait for the weekly macd cross ignore the massive gains those gamblers are doing $TROLL is a billion dollar meme but somehow unlike its piers is not pumping during this ongoing bullish weeks $USELESS
· 2026-08-31T00:26:48+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $5.82K of $USELESS at $69.56M MC
· 2026-08-31T14:34:37+00:00Congrats to Bonk Guy I started following Bonk Guy when he first started pushing Useless. A fren told me to buy Hosico, which I did, but I really resonated with Useless, Bonk Guy, and his story especially him being a God fearing man. I ended up buying Useless and shilling it
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the Fomo crypto trading platform showing the profile of trader 'Unipics' (@unipics) with a total profit of $10,010,061.88, featuring a green portfolio chart and a quote from James 4:15.
· 2026-08-31T16:59:59+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $9.22K of $USELESS at $88.23M MC
· 2026-08-31T18:22:18+00:00top trader @theunipcs on fomo is holding a token who’s chart looks like this historically? higher for $USELESS .
AI visual analysis: USELESS cryptocurrency chart showing price at $0.08741 with +229.13% all-time gain and $87.4M market cap on the ALL timeframe.
· 2026-08-31T07:29:40+00:0010/10 calls since this morning. The market moved almost instantly after each setup: $ZK $MIRA $0G $USELESS $ANIME $UAI That’s what precision, market sentiment, and experience look like. I’m not here to chase pumps. I’m here to spot the gems before they
· 2026-08-31T17:10:44+00:00$useless
AI visual analysis: The image is a screenshot from MEXC showing a candlestick chart of the USELESS/USDT perpetual futures pair, with the last price at 0.08688 USD (+16.93% gains) after a sharp rally from around 0.05865 to a 24h high of 0.0875. The chart reflects the post about "$useless" by visually capturing its recent strong bullish breakout on the hourly timeframe.
· 2026-08-31T07:32:26+00:0010/10 calls since this morning. The market moved almost instantly after each setup: $ZK $MIRA $0G $USELESS $ANIME $UAI $FLOCK That’s what precision, market sentiment, and experience look like. I’m not here to chase pumps. I’m here to spot the gems
· 2026-08-31T08:46:31+00:00$USELESS up onli
AI visual analysis: A mobile trading chart for USELESS/USDT shows the token at $0.06922, up 8.38% in the past 24 hours with a 1-hour candle chart highlighting a recent surge to 0.07186 before pulling back, reflecting the post's claim of "$USELESS up only."
· 2026-08-31T07:30:52+00:0010/10 calls since this morning. The market moved almost instantly after each setup: $ZK $MIRA $0G $USELESS $ANIME $UAI$FLOCK That’s what precision, market sentiment, and experience look like. I’m not here to chase pumps. I’m here to spot the gems
· 2026-08-31T02:46:25+00:00A ORE whale just bought $9.81K of $USELESS at $67.8M MC
· 2026-08-31T15:33:52+00:00Big pump is coming very soon! Guess the ticker? $DROVER#HYDRACHAIN $CKOM $TROLL $Fartcoin $USELESS $PUMP $BULLISH $FLOKI $PEPE $FWOG $TITCOIN
AI visual analysis: A graphic meme features a cartoon rocket flying upward with the text "BIG PUMP SOON" in large white letters on a dark green background.
· 2026-08-31T16:59:08+00:00$USELESS on Solana ran to $600m $BANKLESS on Robinhood is sub $1m Connect the dots 0x5e8907A3F45D7B30BE6AddbAb0312E46e5061614
· 2026-08-31T15:59:19+00:00Vlad has given us the best narrative to run on Robinhood - Bankless Coin. $USELESS coin hit 400m+ on Solana it's time for $BANKLESS to shine on Robinhood. 0x5e8907a3f45d7b30be6addbab0312e46e5061614
· 2026-08-31T07:45:44+00:0010/10 calls since this morning. The market moved almost instantly after each setup: $ZK $MIRA $0G $USELESS $ANIME $UAI $FLOCK $ZORA That’s what precision, market sentiment, and experience look like. I’m not here to chase pumps. I’m here to spot
· 2026-08-31T19:55:29+00:00Be @Yaredomk - see the bonk guy thesis about fomo & memes her in ct, it was +ve - created account by @theunipcs referral - ape some $USELESS - up ~ 50% in less than 24 hours - hope i got hit by @theunipcs blessing - the we run the account to mid level 4 figures or 5 figures
AI visual analysis: A trading interface screenshot for 'Yaredomk' (Open, dated Aug 31, 2026) showing 'Useless Coin' with a 43.96% gain, bought at $64.8M and currently at $93.3M, with a 'fomo' logo and promo code 'Yaredomk' at the bottom.
· 2026-08-31T18:07:31+00:00High-volume breakout for $USELESS today. We should see 0.10/0.14 targets in the coming days
AI visual analysis: A dark-themed TradingView financial chart for the TITAN/USDT trading pair on XT.COM, showing a downward trend followed by a sharp recovery, with technical indicators and trade signals marked.
· 2026-08-31T18:01:38+00:00How did a coin that literally promises NOTHING get so far? $USELESS is one of the funniest memecoin case studies. No revolutionary tech. No complicated utility. No grand promises. The joke is the product. And somehow, the market bought into the narrative hard. It’s a good
AI visual analysis: A mobile screenshot of the '$USELESS' cryptocurrency website, billed as 'The world's first cryptocurrency that promises nothing and delivers exactly that. Zero purpose. 100% useless. The world's most honest cryptocurrency.'
· 2026-08-31T23:33:20+00:00USELESS WILL SHOCK EVERYONE NEXT WEEK!!!! USELESS PRICE PREDICTION - $USELESS NEWS TODAY - #USELESS
· 2026-08-31T17:27:33+00:00I called long on $USELESS yesterday and I nailed it. When market is down I look elsewhere.
AI visual analysis: A trading screenshot from BYDFi shows a leveraged long position on USELESSUSDT Perpetual (20x leverage) yielding a +570.50% gain, with the user "grubbey" and referral code "rx90o5" displayed alongside an astronaut figure standing next to an upward arrow. The image directly supports the post's claim about successfully calling a long position on $USELESS despite the broader market downturn.
· 2026-08-31T22:12:05+00:00毫无用处 才会大涨 #USELESS#币圈 只要是有社区基础 有强庄 哪怕是无用处 都给你涨涨涨 涨到你服为止 USELESS COIN 也感谢 @theunipcs 给了一些信仰 因为有时候横盘是一件很熬人的事情
· 2026-08-31T17:33:59+00:00A USELESS whale just bought $40.98K of $USELESS at $88.69M MC
· 2026-08-31T16:02:50+00:00A TRIPLET whale just bought $3.99K of $USELESS at $74.97M MC
· 2026-08-31T03:48:44+00:00$USELESS keep going
AI visual analysis: The image shows a KCEX trading chart for the USELESS/USDT pair, with a current price of 0.06721 USD (+2.98%), a 24-hour high of 0.07186 and 24-hour low of 0.06226, illustrating recent price volatility with a notable spike followed by a pullback. The candlestick chart supports the post's bullish sentiment of "$USELESS keep going" by showing a recent upward momentum despite the pullback from the day's high.