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$USELESS Catalyst Posts

April 02, 2026

Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $USELESS Profile · Market Rankings

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34 source posts analyzed
Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') @theunipcs · 2026-04-02T10:51:47+00:00

just a few weeks ago, a $3.2 billion net worth real estate tycoon talked about $USELESS on US national TV now, one of the world’s biggest football clubs has just posted that USELESS will be featured on its jersey in a game vs Barcelona in a few days (on April 4) that’s one of

Straya Cowboy @CryptoCowboy_AU · 2026-04-02T07:46:32+00:00

Are we cooked? One of the biggest teams in Laliga (Spain) posted $USELESS coin and the chart went down - 7% 12 months ago this would be trading above 100mill after an announcement like that

Alex RT₿ @rutradebtc · 2026-04-02T16:50:10+00:00

Keep an eye on memes or utility gems that are refusing to go below certain levels They are most likely to give you good Xs once the market reverses and volume returns to the overall market $USELESS is one of them, I will be sharing more from my list Give me enough comments to

Thanos @CryptoThannos · 2026-04-02T20:04:46+00:00

Some bags with 4–5x inevitable gains if the bulls return: $PUNCH $TROLL $WOJAK $B******N $NPC $APU $USELESS $DRB Anything else you’d like me to add here?

Yakuza @Yakuza_Crypto_ · 2026-04-02T16:44:34+00:00

If this post was made in 2024, $USELESS would be sitting above ATH right now. but look at it still in red.

Blockchain Bob @blockchainbob · 2026-04-02T08:00:28+00:00

How did we get here?? The most $USELESS token being shilled by Atletico Madrid against Barca A news like this would’ve have sent $USELESS at least 2X; yet it seems it even dumped more Sickkk promotion tho

Sir Doge of the Coin @dogeofficialceo · 2026-04-02T20:11:00+00:00

The Feed 4/2/26 with @SizeChad 00:17 - Useless token to be on Atletico Madrid Jerseys 01:53 - Massive Drift Hack, $280 million stolen 07:17 - New COVID-19 variant 'Cicada' spreads rapidly 11:07 - Chocolate recall due products spiked with Viagra 12:56 - Palm Beach Pete merch

Stalkchain @StalkHQ · 2026-04-02T20:59:15+00:00

. @theunipcs just bought $86k worth of $useless @theuselesscoin Wallet:5M8ACGKEXG1ojKDTMH3sMqhTihTgHYMSsZc6W8i7QW3Y

That Martini Guy ₿ @MartiniGuyYT · 2026-04-02T09:49:16+00:00

$USELESS COIN HAS SECURED ITS SPOT ON ATLETICO MADRID'S JERSEY AFTER WINNING THE KRAKEN TRADING COMPETITION! The limited edition kit will be released for their HUGE match against FC Barcelona!

Eagle Eye @EagleEye_Crypto · 2026-04-02T15:29:18+00:00

Which Memecoin could reach a $1B market cap? Punch B******n Troll Useless Testicle Wojak Whitewhale Fartcoin War HODL Penguin Be honest!

AltsDaddy @AltsDaddycom · 2026-04-02T11:59:51+00:00

Thursday’s Top Posted #Altcoins $SUI $DOGE $RIO $USELESS $FLOKI $PENGU $NPC $GCOIN $PROPS $PUNCH $VELO $ANYONE Runner ups: $ARK, $ADI, $HOLO, $SHIB, $BONK #Altseason2026 #Altcoins $DDY

PRODIGY @kingprodi · 2026-04-02T18:15:28+00:00

I hit a 100x on $MLG, I hit a 100x on $USELESS I am about to do it again.

MxCooks @MaxamedCrypto · 2026-04-02T21:27:54+00:00

What happened to $useless Not even bots are trading it

useless coin @theuselesscoin · 2026-04-02T08:03:00+00:00

GM Useless people.

Spence @spencedyor · 2026-04-02T12:20:03+00:00

Top cult energy right now: • $AURA • $MOMO • $SACHI • $WAGMI • $GIGA • $USELESS • $MASK • #SPX6900 • $PENGU • $WIF Drop your ticker if it deserves to be here

Bulls United @BullsUnited3 · 2026-04-02T13:42:07+00:00

Everyone saying crypto is cooked because the #USELESS chart didn’t pump after this announcement. I see people blaming scammers and extractors that scared retail away. While this may be partially true, you also have to realize with BTC at $65k and 6 consecutive red months on

Kale Abe @kale_abe · 2026-04-02T19:35:03+00:00

Why are my USELESS bags up I thought they were useless (genuinely this time)

Whale Watch by Moby @whalewatchalert · 2026-04-02T15:46:33+00:00

A $TROLL whale just bought $7.15K of $USELESS at $31.18M MC

Whale Watch by Moby @whalewatchalert · 2026-04-02T20:19:45+00:00

KOL atom_xyz just bought $4.98K of $USELESS at $32.78M MC

broski @broskisol · 2026-04-02T16:00:17+00:00

Athletico Madrid will featured solana token $USELESS and the token dipped -9% Nothing can us again ngl

The Solana Post @thesolanapost · 2026-04-02T15:08:42+00:00

Atlético Madrid will feature Solana memecoin $USELESS( @theuselesscoin ) on their jersey ahead of their match vs FC Barcelona

Marco (Kori arc) @NG8602865567146 · 2026-04-02T14:10:48+00:00

Tops up the $Useless legacy. Your meme coin is just ai slop pictures of anything with a dumb story behind that convince people to buy it? Sorry bro it's garbage. $Useless makes itself a name as a brand with those catalysts! How you want to vamp it now? It's impossible! I

Whale Watch by Moby @whalewatchalert · 2026-04-02T18:25:23+00:00

A $USELESS whale just bought $5K of $neet at $19.55M MC

Rich Normie @0xRichNormie · 2026-04-02T06:10:12+00:00

$USELESS wins Kraken trading competition and earns a place on Atlético Madrid’s special limited edition jersey for the Barcelona showdown

Phil @PhilOnChain · 2026-04-02T14:13:00+00:00

One of the biggest teams in soccer (football) posted $USELESS coin and the chart went down -7%. 1 year ago this would've 3x'd on this announcement. The trenches are finished.

Whale Watch by Moby @whalewatchalert · 2026-04-02T20:17:02+00:00

A $TOKABU whale just bought $3.29K of $USELESS at $32.59M MC

Whale Watch by Moby @whalewatchalert · 2026-04-02T20:23:10+00:00

KOL atom_xyz just bought $9.96K of $USELESS at $32.91M MC

AndreWGMI @AndreWGMI · 2026-04-02T17:06:00+00:00

Why is a major La Liga sponsorship failing to save a token's price? Despite Atletico Madrid wearing USELESS token on their jerseys for the Barcelona match, the token's market cap still dropped over 4%. It is a clear reminder that mainstream marketing is just expensive exit

CZ @Daivik555 · 2026-04-02T04:43:25+00:00

$LOL CA: 34q2KmCvapecJgR6ZrtbCTrzZVtkt3a5mHEA3TuEsWYb just showed why it's the king of memes. If $LOL hits $Fartcoin ATH MC: $2.41 (262x) $Useless? $0.44 (48x) $TROLL? $0.32 (35x) Even Nietzschean Penguin? $0.18 (19x) While others are farting around or feeling useless, $LOL is

Wezx @Wezx777 · 2026-04-02T18:56:44+00:00

$USELESS vol increasing, I will come back to this post in some weeks

Marco (Kori arc) @NG8602865567146 · 2026-04-02T13:46:15+00:00

Fir real it tops up the legacy of $Useless regardless. Thing no other meme coin will reach in it's Lifetime are valuable.

Alpha Whales @AlphaWhalesX · 2026-04-02T00:24:18+00:00

A $USELESS whale just added $68.23K of $WBTC at $262.59M MC Hotness Score: 4.0/10 app.alpha-block.ai/transaction/Zs …

Alpha Whales @AlphaWhalesX · 2026-04-02T01:31:05+00:00

A $USELESS whale just added $63.50K of $xBTC at $1.69M MC Hotness Score: 6.0/10 app.alpha-block.ai/transaction/Dc …

Og (Kori Arc) @OgLoc0571514001 · 2026-04-02T13:51:37+00:00

+ for the $Useless legacy! Sometimes things happen that are making me proud of meme coin.